Making Thanksgiving Dinner without a Recipe (it was a disaster)

43 thoughts on “Making Thanksgiving Dinner without a Recipe (it was a disaster)”

1. I have that Joshua Weissman apron too!

2. Don't wash your meats yall. All that does is spread bacteria everywhere.

3. I haven't seen Ethan cook since the last Markiplier Makes… didn't expect him to whip out the Japanese santoku hold it properly and use the claw technique

4. love the iowa representation

5. The apron is under his shirt… 😅😂

6. If you watched Thanksmas, feet was his future lol

7. 34:18 if this were me and my dog, it doesnt matter if i let a 5 year old cook it or a 5 star chef hand craft a chicken dinner just for her, that hand would be GONE! Chicken is her favorite, and all 6 pounds of her would try to eat that entire chicken if you let her

8. i didn't expect to see Unus in this video for a minute

9. going from watching mythical kitchen and babish's thanksgiving videos to this one is an experience

10. Drugs seem to be hitting him hard lately. I hope your doing well Ethan.

11. 26:40 there's just NO WAY he made that sound naturally as a human being

12. really good job dude

13. Please do a follow up video on where Jocelyn teaches him how to cook a thanksgiving dinner with Ethan please.

14. a reccomendation for future bird roasts- Make up an herb brine (lots of salt, mix of herbs[i am partial to rosemary, sage, thyme] and water) and soak your bird in it, as submerged as possible, for at least 24 hours before you try to roast it. [if the bird won't fit completely underwater, just put it breast down and let as much as you can sit in the brine. the breast is the majority of the meat, so keeping it submerged is most important]
    also! mashed potatoes! use as little water as you can manage, like let some potatoes poke out of the water, and then mash them in the water instead of straining them out! it keeps some potatoe flavor and makes them creamier!

15. I can excuse all the other mistakes, but using pepper in food is unacceptable

16. Apple cider vinegar gave me flashbacks

17. "White people. And what do we not use a lot of? Spices! But here today, I'm gunna change the game" proceeds to put 2tsp of seasoning on the entire chicken

18. “great” no thats a peeler

19. We need Ethan on "without a recipie" with the tryguys, he'd be about on their level

20. 7:08 what even is that?

21. Omfg all the side dishes were done well but that bird could kill a man and the stuffing (which shouldnt be made in the bird) he couldve gotten majorly sick by

22. when he started making the cranberry sauce i almost cried- do NOT put butter in ur cranberry sauce!!!!!!! its equal parts cranberries, sugar, and water (or orange juice if u wanna be fancy, it does taste better)

23. dudnt expect eef to set off my google home lol

24. Y’all…make sure you wash your celery… They package it straight from the field, unwashed.

25. Anyone remember taking shots of Apple Cider Vinegar? 😀

26. I feel like the playdough would taste better than that

27. He reminds me of mark a lot

28. You know what, if strong-man Eef can't easily peel the vacuum seal on seasoning jars either, I don't feel bad anymore

29. I'm grateful for not having salmonella

30. why did that bit abt the train get to me, it was actually beautifully said lolll

31. While everyone else mentions how Ethan will slowly die of salmonella (/j) i just wanna appreciate the Iowa shoutout 😂😊❤

32. I think Ethan is really high in this video 😭

33. Tequila shots from the bird

34. Nice flannel <3

    4:33 I've never seen carrots cut that way so you're right lol

35. Its january 20th as im posting this comment and youtube says the video was put out a month ago lmao

36. I make most holiday dinners for my family and I knew this would be painful to watch but holy moly. (It's very funny, I just can't help but dread how this will turn out as I am only 12 minutes in…)

37. I would say, Ethan can atually cook

38. Screaming at the screen as Eef is sharpening that knife toward himself. Oh my lord.

39. Watch a professional make a thanksgiving dinner? No. Watch Ethan make a thanksgiving dinner? Absolutely lol.
    So funny when the screen came up

40. Ethan, ya gotta wash the potatoes! That stuff you wiped all over your shirt is straight up dirt 😂

41. Cranberry sauce is the easiest thing to make! Cranberries, sugar, water, and then boil it all for 20 minutes. Why does no one like the sauce?

42. I’ve never seen a chicken tied up like that before… didn’t he do a similar tie on mark? Makes me think…

43. Me watching a sad video: ☹️
    Me getting recommended a happy video right after: 😃

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